Worship Songs & Salvation

Abraham Piper has an interesting list of things he's glad he's saved from, but don't usually make it into worship songs:

1. STDs
2. Philosophy
3. Freeloading
4. Incarceration
5. Vagabondage
6. Whiskey binges
7. Illegitimate children
8. Pack-a-day smoking
9. Successful rockstardom
10. Getting run over by a train

Does this mean, "Grandma got ran over by a reindeer" is a song about her lack of salvation?

HT: Abraham Piper